tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-861273354881458382.post5639685436407246152..comments2023-07-03T01:59:00.846-07:00Comments on MindlessChatter: I Have Been Reported to the FBI (by a crazy old man)Capt'n Punc.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14784056658087850425noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-861273354881458382.post-47177765597736339602012-01-12T11:38:53.467-08:002012-01-12T11:38:53.467-08:00First of all, you need to stop acting like that is...First of all, you need to stop acting like that is your first run in with the FBI. Remember that business with the llama and the one armed watermelon vendor?<br />Second, I can't believe you missed the opportunity to mess with the guy a little more*. There are so many things you could have said to make it fun. "Sorry sir, let me get cleaned up and I will be on my way. Have you seen any tissues or wet naps around?" "Let me make contact with my comra…. With headquarters then I will be on my way." "Are you Big Willy? His craigslist post said this was the best spot to met him. He said would be driving a white SUV." "That's a church? I thought it was a preschool. Thanks for the info. I'll be on my way then." while mumbling about false advertising.<br />You could have tried to fit in as many "meows" as possible during the conversation or just responded to every statement with "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." <br /><br /><br />*I know you branded yourself so you need to be professionalBibliotenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03925888681108092451noreply@blogger.com