Ninja 101
One of the first rules of a ninja is to attack silently in the dark. Ninjas are also known for their bravery, this is supposed to include those times when a beanbag is rocketed at your beanbag...
Piano Capt'n?
BiblioWife is no longer allowed to yell at me for impulse buying because nothing can compare to the recent purchase of a certain family member. Large purchases in itself are not that big of a deal because with the exception of one bacheloring jack-ass living it up in Hawaii*, we each have families and homes that require lots of attention (read “throw money at”) from time to time. It wasn’t the cost of the item but the mere size of the object that made me stop mid stride while my brain tried to find a reason why such a purchase was necessary. A few long seconds later brain finally gave up in protest and in an attempt to understand the situation I put some intelligent questions to said family member: - “Wait, what?” --obviously my intelligence knows no bounds “I bought a piano.” - “Huh?” --see a theme here? “Dude, it’s awesome” - “Yea ok, but you don’t play the piano.” “Not the point” - “Does Capt’n Wifey play?” “No, but it looks awesome in the living room.” - “Please tell me ...
you guys are seriously disturbed
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