The first of many

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This is probally the first of many pregnant blogs... not that this one will spawn more blogs itself but that it is about pregnancy.

im in the shower. Erin enters the bathroom and i proceed to ask what she is doing. after a silence, i ask again "what r u doing". she begins to read the "what fathers need to know" section of "What to Expect When Your Expecting." anyway after the quickest shower i've taken i about 5 years, i get out and start comment on some of the points she made very clear which she had read from the "great book of knowledge." One of which was cleaning the house(something about chemicals making her sick so it becomes my job... idk.) So her attention goes directly to wall in the bathroom. It's dirty, has been for months.. She proceeds to ask me, and i quote "How do you clean walls, with a sponge? We've always just re-painted."

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