MindlessChatter

On Saturday night, when cops are driving around aimlessly looking for drunk drivers, it is never a good idea to jump on the back of a friends moped for a ride... even if you're just going a couple blocks ... because five cops will show up, hassle you about where your coming from (even though we can point to the location and read the sign visibly from where we are standing), waste a good hour and a half of your life while you listen to them all talk about who is going to give us the DUI test next (and they all did), and then instead of making you take a cab they will drop you off at your intended destination with no charge. It kind of freaks out your friends, who are waiting about a half a block behind to make sure you're alright, to see you get into the back of a police car and drive away. -FCJ -no charges were filed by the way, we were both actually sober

So i added you guys as admins to the blog apparently i can do that. s ocheck it out when you get home from shoping feel free to change anything you want just dont remove my admin permissions...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLUncbZKbs&feature=related funny too tired to write anything else

By far the best rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody considering the singers had a hand shoved up their ass the whole time. And then there is the college humor version

so im trying to find a "Video O' the Week" so i type in the first thing that comes to mind. Taco Tuesday. apparently this guy, Opus, does a video blog thingy called taco tuesday. it was pretty funny so i thought i would check out his website http://www.heyitsopus.com/ nothing new scince october! very dissapointing. the most recent before that was otober '08. again very dissapointing. i dont understand how you have an anual taco tuesday. im curious if this guy actually died from ingesting Iguana Dung... ---------------------------------------------------> by the way i still have your $20.00 -Captain Puncuation

OK. scince someone wont call me back and didnt talk to me for more that a min. this morning. i guess i will just have to put it on my blog. WE'RE PREGNANT there now you know and i expect you to be packing your bags. j/k This in no way obligates "anyone" to quit their jobs and move 3,000 miles away. just thought it was somthing fun to blog about. give me a call when you get a chance i'll tell you all about it. shit this is a blog is'nt it apparently erin hadn't been feeling well for about a week. so she went online, like she always does, to check her symptoms. she was constantly tired, had a continuous headache and was feeling all around shitty. the all knowing "internet" told her she was pregnant so she went a took one of the pregnancy tests we've had laying around scince last year. POSITIVE. Imediatly she went to the store bought a brand new box of pee sticks and took two more tests. (after she came home, not in the sore or anything) both other

i tried this playlist apparently anyone can edit. add or delete any songs. let me know how this works and if you guys like it.

Tip for the week... When you live in a location that has regular humidity well over 70%, don't buy powder laundry detergent from Costco. Sure, you're saving money buying in bulk, but you have to make damn sure that you do 180 loads of laundry in one week to make it worth your while. -FCJ

Did I get your attention? Let me paint the scene for you; I was driving home with two of the children in the truck, singing at the top of my lungs to Bohemian Rhapsody as dictated by man law article 2 section 3.4. The child somehow fell asleep before mamma killed a man, possibly in an attempt to avoid hearing my toneless rendition of "Mama Mia, let me go!" By the time we get home I have to drag him unceremoniously out of the truck and send him shuffling towards the door. He then proceeds to get a drink of water from the fridge and start toward the stairs, stops reverses and goes around the kitchen table almost stumbling into the cabinets. He makes his way to the trash can and proceeds to throw an imaginary piece of trash away then retraces his steps back towards the refrigerator, opens the freezer.... and attempts to pull his pants down. At this point I yell "Whoa, whoa....what are you doing?" He then gives me a look that I thought was only delivered by 14 ye

Oddly, I seem to produce better works the more I procrastinate. Now, as we all know, this does not apply to everything, BUT, it has been doing me wonders for my speech writing. I think for days on end about the subject matter, gather my data, articulate the structure to myself in my mind, even prepare an intro for myself and a mini outline (not on paper of course, or else I would have been doing real work). And then, the deadline comes up, and I have nothing on paper the night before. I attempt to put it down onto a word doc, even type the title while staring at it thinking how ridiculous it actually sounds and how much no one in the room will care about that portion. I reinvent the content until it has almost nothing to do with what I initially was thinking. I then proceed to write about 10-15 words total on a couple of index cards and decide that I am just going to wing it. What I come up with while I am standing in a room full of peers and higher ups is much better than anything I e

Most men my age have thought about it at least once in their lives. While standing outside contemplating the mysteries of life, like how the emptiness of a bottle can almost depresses us to a point near absurdity. A flash of movement caught by your peripheral vision and the first thought that goes through your mind is "where did I leave my bow and arrow?" because maybe, just maybe, it might be that pesky Trix rabbit and we are tired of those damn commercials where he is discriminated against. Never mind the fact that we never had a bow and arrow, we just want to rid him out of his miserable colorful fruit shaped sugar addiction once and for all. Instead we see a creature that has confused us for more than a decade now. We creep up to the tree using out best ninja skills so we can get a better look at this small creature and wonder: "What kind of chipmunk are you?" http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20091115

alright my last post about the blog i swear. and my last blog using the word "alright". anyway found a tool to show youtube but its only letting me add key words and showing more wideos than i want to see not a huge deal but annoying all the same kindda like talking to jake on the phone. ha ha ha.

By jove! I think I've got it. It took a while and I think I created an extra account but it looks like I can post now.

ok... so i figured out that it was pretty stupid to have only one 'Author'. so low and behold there are settings to add authors to my blog.... yeah me!!! so i sent you guys emails and to your yahoo and jake to you gmail account i sure hope you guys can access these accounts still (jake). if not email me with a different one and ill add that one. i hope this works out guys and one day maybe we'll have something other to talk about other than the blog itslef.

Apparently you have to be signed in in my account to put in a new post. I was wondering if the code for the link can be changed to "bypass" my login or if that would be too complicated... i have no idea where in all that mumbo jumbo it would be or even if its there at all.

Alright last one for tonight ... dont worry i wont be so ambitious in future.... i think i added those links on the right of the bloggs you sould be able to use them to edit and post new topics so that way it is not all left up to me. thank you and look foward to hearing from everyone/anyone.

heres a link for andy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg&feature=related alright so you cant click on it yet im still figuring stuff out... gimme like a year or two and ill have this blogging/posting/html shit down.! Check this one out i hope it works if not let me know and ill find it for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufrbRSUwkJM

alright i guess this is the first blog entry thingy.this was the second website i found apparently you can add pictures and change the template and stuff... dont ask me how that is why i have you guys. so anyway i just thought i would get the ball rolling on this whole blogging thing for us... depending on how this goes we may even want to invite mom or other people in on our blog thing i dont care.